That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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