it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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