Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
