it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
