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I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

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restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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(313): I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me (1-313): restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch http://tfl.nu/60qu

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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(203): I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt. http://tfl.nu/mij5

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Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...

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Didn't you just get a DUI last week?

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Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it

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(818): Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong... (714): Didn't you just get a DUI last week? (818): Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it http://tfl.nu/by7p

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(503): I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!! http://tfl.nu/reo6

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

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(414): Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point? http://tfl.nu/qhrq

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(940): View more from Texas

I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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(940): I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl (1-940): you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent. http://tfl.nu/wzvk

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(503): View more from Oregon

We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.

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(503): We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first. http://tfl.nu/hwjj

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(208): View more from Idaho

at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.

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(208): at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. http://tfl.nu/hxga

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(206): View more from Washington

You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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(206): You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship. http://tfl.nu/k0v9

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(231): View more from Michigan

Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together

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(231): Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together http://tfl.nu/n1xx

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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.

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(909): Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS. http://tfl.nu/zdw2

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.

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(732): I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist. http://tfl.nu/ae21

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(614): View more from Ohio

I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.

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(614): I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had. http://tfl.nu/so3i

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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.

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(909): Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring. http://tfl.nu/ocwc

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(316): View more from Kansas

Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.

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(316): Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember. http://tfl.nu/lmps

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