thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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