I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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