She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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