No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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When he finally does want you to make a baby he'll simply say, "use the force."
dude needs to go to a health class
For whoever is confused, the "he" being referred to here is God. You're welcome :)
"He" tells "me" to pull out? Is op a dude?
Finally someone's doing it right- I never understood how other dudes have a hard time not fillin a bitch with cum when they dont want a baby- fuckin pull out. but man, bitches are dirty, wear a rubber and then you can dump your load in them.
no he's trying not to get you pregnant because your too stupid to take care of yourself let alone a child and he doesn't want to pay you for the next 18 years...plus he's too stupid to wear a condom
No he doesn't exist, but you have conditioned yourself to pull out just like I have. Kudos on your own Pavlovian Response. But instead of a bell and saliva, it's the O Face and cum.