In the future we'll all be gay
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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