Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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