Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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