I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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