You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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