I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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