Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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