Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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did anyone see you?..no? it wasn't you then
take the bus, call a cab, be resourceful like your shitting.
Walk away you lazy bastard.
I'm thinking the concept of "get away car" is lost on you.
I once had a poop emergency on 5th Avenue in New York. It wouldn't wait and I was 8 blocks from my hotel. Shit in my pants, walk 8 blocks, navigate the hotel lobby and elevators or humiliation on the street. The choice was obvious. At least it was a Sunday evening.
*shitting. god damn autocorrect
Really? People feel the need to shit just anywhere? Ick.
A! Smokey back here taking a SHIT!
That was my backyard, it took my wife 20 minutes to hose off the kids slide!! Haha hey women want equal rights
Shots out to Young quake for the Friday reference , good stuff
shutting in public is fun. especially in church, they never expect it in the confessional
its like making a call while shitting in a phone Booth and then telling the random person you called "I made ick in the booth for you"
when you gotta go you gotta go
Ummm no you aren't getting in my car after that. Unless you carry toilet paper everywhere!
Sacrifice a sock?
.....so get the duck outta there!
Fuck, even. Fuck you autocorrect.
Don't you know that that's what cabs are good for? Shit in the backseat and RUN AWAY!!!