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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 4:51pm

    did anyone see you?..no? it wasn't you then

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 5, 11 at 7:16pm

    take the bus, call a cab, be resourceful like your shitting.

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 6, 11 at 2:38am

    Walk away you lazy bastard.

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 7:11pm

    *shitting. god damn autocorrect

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    Submitted by YosefJosef on Dec 5, 11 at 11:57pm

    I once had a poop emergency on 5th Avenue in New York. It wouldn't wait and I was 8 blocks from my hotel. Shit in my pants, walk 8 blocks, navigate the hotel lobby and elevators or humiliation on the street. The choice was obvious. At least it was a Sunday evening.

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 5:27pm

    I'm thinking the concept of "get away car" is lost on you.

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    Submitted by BiggT18 on Dec 6, 11 at 12:07am

    That was my backyard, it took my wife 20 minutes to hose off the kids slide!! Haha hey women want equal rights

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    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Dec 5, 11 at 10:27pm

    A! Smokey back here taking a SHIT!

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 5, 11 at 7:56pm

    Really? People feel the need to shit just anywhere? Ick.

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    Submitted by alienmonster on Dec 6, 11 at 8:08am

    Shots out to Young quake for the Friday reference , good stuff

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 9:57pm

    .....so get the duck outta there!

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 7:09pm

    shutting in public is fun. especially in church, they never expect it in the confessional

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    Submitted by spicy_mustard on Dec 6, 11 at 2:43am

    Ummm no you aren't getting in my car after that. Unless you carry toilet paper everywhere!

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    Submitted by slammin211s on Dec 5, 11 at 8:33pm

    when you gotta go you gotta go

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 9:58pm

    Fuck, even. Fuck you autocorrect.

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    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 6, 11 at 2:28pm

    Don't you know that that's what cabs are good for? Shit in the backseat and RUN AWAY!!!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 2:05pm

    its like making a call while shitting in a phone Booth and then telling the random person you called "I made ick in the booth for you"