Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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take the bus, call a cab, be resourceful like your shitting.
I'm thinking the concept of "get away car" is lost on you.
did anyone see you?..no? it wasn't you then
Walk away you lazy bastard.
I once had a poop emergency on 5th Avenue in New York. It wouldn't wait and I was 8 blocks from my hotel. Shit in my pants, walk 8 blocks, navigate the hotel lobby and elevators or humiliation on the street. The choice was obvious. At least it was a Sunday evening.
Really? People feel the need to shit just anywhere? Ick.
A! Smokey back here taking a SHIT!
That was my backyard, it took my wife 20 minutes to hose off the kids slide!! Haha hey women want equal rights
shutting in public is fun. especially in church, they never expect it in the confessional
*shitting. god damn autocorrect
its like making a call while shitting in a phone Booth and then telling the random person you called "I made ick in the booth for you"
Shots out to Young quake for the Friday reference , good stuff
.....so get the duck outta there!
Ummm no you aren't getting in my car after that. Unless you carry toilet paper everywhere!
Sacrifice a sock?
when you gotta go you gotta go
Fuck, even. Fuck you autocorrect.
Don't you know that that's what cabs are good for? Shit in the backseat and RUN AWAY!!!