my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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