doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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