Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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