Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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