Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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