My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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