So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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