You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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