This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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