I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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