I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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