I puked a lego.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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