Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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