Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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