PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is not my ceiling
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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