just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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