Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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