would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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