I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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