it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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