She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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