I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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