eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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