He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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small penis to fit in an aluminum bottle
the aluminum bottles have a pretty big opening...plenty big for a flaccid penis
You can take the couple out of the trailer park....
You let him. Fail.
dream date - right there
Multitasking. You're doing it wrong.
probably Coors light. way to go Atlanta.
And I bet his budwieser tasted better after that