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  • Psychotic and stupid what a combination

    Submitted by paintblr20 on Apr 30, 13 at 6:07pm
  • the orange juice in the screwdrivers must have kept him alive.

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Apr 30, 13 at 8:43pm
  • Don't think I'd be telling people that it took me forever to realize they were referring to drinks, SavagePsycho. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 1, 13 at 1:39am
  • Oh my goodness, so I thought they meant actual screwdrivers, like the tool, and I was thinking, "that doesn't explain why your vomit smells like it came from Florida at all" it took me forever to realize they were talking about the drink. It makes much more sense now.

    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 30, 13 at 5:41pm
  • If by Florida, you mean semen, yes, your vomit smells like Florida because you did a 50-man Florida snowbird bukkake and swallowed every drop.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 30, 13 at 7:13pm