dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Psychotic and stupid what a combination
the orange juice in the screwdrivers must have kept him alive.
Don't think I'd be telling people that it took me forever to realize they were referring to drinks, SavagePsycho. Just sayin'.
Oh my goodness, so I thought they meant actual screwdrivers, like the tool, and I was thinking, "that doesn't explain why your vomit smells like it came from Florida at all" it took me forever to realize they were talking about the drink. It makes much more sense now.
is it bad that I did the same?
If by Florida, you mean semen, yes, your vomit smells like Florida because you did a 50-man Florida snowbird bukkake and swallowed every drop.