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  • this is so true, my dick is so chivalrous it almost always stands up when my gf enters or leaves the room, subsequently I usually remain seated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:48pm
  • the hot girls usually have the lowest self esteem. The fatties know they are fat and deal with it. The hotties are constantly worried about physical flaws. It's easy to tell them they have a flaw and then they go all psycho and try to fuck their way to making you like them and their flaw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:51pm
  • yeah well at least guys don't vommit on you while you're kissing them. (think about it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Magic of dildos: penis sans boy attached.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:44pm
  • damn, i wish i could just date the dick sometimes. i hate it when bad guys have amazing peen. fack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:58am
  • ^ yeaaaa.. thanks facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:26am
  • this is usually the case with all men unless they suck in bed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:49am
  • Hahaha this is hilarious. Loveee it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:32am
  • what time is it? its vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • oh girl, i know EXACTLY what you mean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 3:38 why would a hot girl have low self esteem? You're obviously getting with all the ugly girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm
  • the guy treats you badly but you are still around, bitch. The secret to keeping bitches around is to treat them like crap. Low self-esteem bitches... basically the hot ones. ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Omggg is this mine!? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:38am
  • yeaaaaa i still fuck my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:40pm
  • @6:13 you're a rare breed that us normal girls really appreciate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28am
  • the guy treats you badly but you are still around, bitch. The secret to keeping bitches around is to treat them like crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • There's an honest bitch that just can't get enough of the c0ck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:10pm
  • sums up every guy i know ha, love this quote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:25am