oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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