yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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