I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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