dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
