More tranny stories later!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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