He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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