I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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