That's intense
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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