Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im holly from the hills drunk
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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