I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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only you would photoshop your dick
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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