Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life