..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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