You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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